When I'm driving & I see flocks ' flocks of Geese flying north instead of south it causes extreme stress & impaired driving. Do they know something that I don't know?!?! "Hey wait! Stop! Yer going the wrong way!" (In my best Planes & Trains impression.)
Top 5 photo oops I missed before 9am this morning.
1.) A billy goat trying to mount a male pony.
2.) A pig humping a bucket.
3.) A horse running out of the barn only to slip in the snow & slide down the hill on his ass.
4.) A cat running down the aisle with an empty can on his head.
5.) A steer trying to mount a male pony.
Welcome to my world.
It should be illegal for radio stations to randomly throw a "Silent Night" Christmas song into the mix of popular hits.
I find myself in a panic scrambling to quickly change the channel before I vomit the same way I'd be scrambling to cover my eyes if flashed by Chester the molester while eating in a gourmet restaurant.
My favorite part of the farm this week is either:
A. When you go to the basement of the farm house to do laundry & at the bottom of the stairs a rat the size of an otter scurries past dumping the bag of grass seed (mom) he's been eating.
B. The part where the pig breaks through the fence.
(Again). But THIS time he makes a hole big enough for everyone else to get out. You know, in that one tiny 10ft strip of fence where you forgot to put electric fence.
C. The part where the arena lights mysteriously are on at night despite not going in there for days. So you go in & shut them off, only to look out hours later to see that they are back on again.
(Oh & this has happened 6 total times this week)
Aaaaaasand yer out here alone.
(Erin)Owner of Erin's Farm & The Natures Creatures Animal Show, horse rider, corny joker, writer/artist wannabe, animal realist (not activist), maker of cheese, soap, wine, mead, & honey, fashion victim, klutz, creature cuddler, giant nerd, hot headed ginger.