So Phil is the fly that lives in my car. He's a barn fly no doubt, but prefers the farm car to the actual barn with the other flies.
I've tried to drop off Phil in all different areas of the city while out doing shows but he just won't go. So there he sits, up on the ceiling just watching everything. Except when I'm driving, which brings me to my legal fly concerns.
If its illegal to text & drive, then it should ALSO be illegal for a fly to land on your leg, your hand, OR your nose repeatedly while driving on expressways. Because I'm not taking responsibility for wiping out 4 lanes of traffic trying to swat that little bastard. Go play in the barn with the other flies Phil.
You jerk.
I've tried to drop off Phil in all different areas of the city while out doing shows but he just won't go. So there he sits, up on the ceiling just watching everything. Except when I'm driving, which brings me to my legal fly concerns.
If its illegal to text & drive, then it should ALSO be illegal for a fly to land on your leg, your hand, OR your nose repeatedly while driving on expressways. Because I'm not taking responsibility for wiping out 4 lanes of traffic trying to swat that little bastard. Go play in the barn with the other flies Phil.
You jerk.
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