1.) As I'm carrying creatures in Auntie & her friend walk in just ahead of me... "wait a sec... is this a birthday party? ...she's not expecting presents is she? I ain't got any presents."
2.) As I explain to the 7yr old girls at the next party about the Blue Tongue skink a girl jumped out of her seat & ran up to whisper the following in my ear: "yesterday this boy in my class named Billy kissed me on the lips"
To which I replied in one breath, "wow so make sure to feel her scales she feels just like a basketball".
I wonder if Billy had a blue tongue. Maybe that's what reminded her...