My FAVORITE part of swamp farming & being Erin today was either:
A.) pitch forking out some [still frozen] manure only to jump on the pitchfork [genius idea] which then catapulted a frozen horse apple (feels like a baseball) a million miles an hour at my FACE!!
Now now.. No worries. Luckily I don't have a black eye. But I DO have a fat lip. The most important thing is that I didn't swallow it.
--or--
B.) Cleaning out the jar of chopped garlic from the fridge [to save the jar] only to accidentally smother garlic on my hand. And now EVERYTHING smells like garlic. No matter how many times I wash my hands. I've been dry heaving for 30 minutes.
Wait. Seriously. My bed even smells like garlic? FML
#farmpeopleproblems
#beingerin
A.) pitch forking out some [still frozen] manure only to jump on the pitchfork [genius idea] which then catapulted a frozen horse apple (feels like a baseball) a million miles an hour at my FACE!!
Now now.. No worries. Luckily I don't have a black eye. But I DO have a fat lip. The most important thing is that I didn't swallow it.
--or--
B.) Cleaning out the jar of chopped garlic from the fridge [to save the jar] only to accidentally smother garlic on my hand. And now EVERYTHING smells like garlic. No matter how many times I wash my hands. I've been dry heaving for 30 minutes.
Wait. Seriously. My bed even smells like garlic? FML
#farmpeopleproblems
#beingerin
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