....you are covered in mud & manure out cleaning in the barn one morning & rather than track mud through the house to go to the bathroom, you quietly sneak over to the corner of the pigs stall to take a quick pee.
And then out of no where "Ollie the pig" comes trotting around the corner into his stall all jolly as can be.
He skids to a stop right in front of you.
He looks at you.
He cocks his head & snorts again.
He knows exactly what you are doing.
In HIS room.
Then he throws up his snout & walks off.
You don't know that moment?
Yeeeeah I didn't think so.