Then I trip, I fall into a somersault. I look back just in time to catch him as he trips on the same hole & flanks himself like a beached whale & rolls over his back in a cow somersault feet up & everything.
It. Was. Awesome.
He stood up giving me that glare of a look, shook himself off, belched, cleaned out his nose with his tongue & turned & walked away.
I guess we are done playing.
I had a reality show.