....was when I picked up a worm, walked over to the chicken coop & leaning over I excitedly dangled the worm to the wolves. What I failed to realize, was that my brilliant arse was standing 2 feet from the electric fences' 7000v output & a foot from the 3 underground 12ft copper ground poles. Well folks, it wasn't pretty. I got hit fast. And being busty isn't always a good thing, especially when your under wire is the point of contact. Let's just say that I literally screamed like an Indian woman for about 20 seconds while doing a jumping up & down dance clutching my heart before I fell to me knees. Then I sat there shaking my head rapidly & uncontrollably making "heebee jeebee" noises for about 5 minutes. Sometimes I wish that I had my own reality show. I'd even watch it.
.... oh & I might have eaten a poison berry on the hike I took with the animals at dusk. I guess we'll know by morning.